Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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