i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just pee around me
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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