Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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