Banned from zoo.
Again?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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