I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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