She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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