walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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