What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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