chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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