Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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