She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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