You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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