Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
