did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
