On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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