I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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