I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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