If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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