My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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