You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I wish I only lived at night.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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