ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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