Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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