I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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