fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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