Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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