im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It's never too late to be topless.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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