Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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