I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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