Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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