How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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