dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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