Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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