I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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