At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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