how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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