Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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