Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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