I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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