the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
party gras won. party gras always wins.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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