After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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