is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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