The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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