did you get engaged???
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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