so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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