just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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