I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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Party on wayne
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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