If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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