Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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