i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
