Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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