Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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