We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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