I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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